New England Fishing with Mark and Paul


Fishing Quotes,Jokes And Wisdom
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I`m goin fishing , and rest my ole Brain if you know what I mean

If ignorance was water we'd all be drowning

Have you ever crashed your truck thinkin about fishing

Kayak Fishing...It`s not if u`ll tip.. its when

Hi I`m Steve and I`m a Fishaholic

All fish released a little wiser.

"A good plan put into action today is better than a possible better plan next week."

Today we're gonna use this little yellow dingle dangler.

life is 10% what happens to you an 90%what you do about it.

If you have used up all of your sick days, call in dead.

"Sometimes you're the pigeon and sometimes you're the statue"

What da ell are you?

Some people will just never understand us, fishing isnt just a passtime or a sport, its a way of life. DONT MESS WITH MY WAY OF LIFE! GET LOST PETA!

See ya on the water!!!!

Behold the fisherman. Mighty are his preparations. He arises early and full of hope. He fishes all day and returns late in the evening, smelling afoul, and the truth is not in him.

Hug your mom more!!

The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.


0% down + 0% financing = 0 brains on a big boat!

Imagine if you were skinny dipping and looked down and this thing was wrapped on your ###! I would take my own life.

get outdoors and enjoy LIFE!

I do more "fishing" than catching!

It's my ex-wife. Be careful or it will suck the life out of you. Yes it's a lamprey.

I love that place, feeding hundred pound tarpon greenies is a awesome experience.

When I see the sea once more will the sea have seen or not seen me?

stop and smell your bait once and awhile, I mean smell the roses once and awhile.

Someday I can get paid to fish for now I work!!!

Don't give up, don't EVER give up

Catch and release, then catch again, and again, and again......

I pray that I may live to fish Until my dying day. And when it comes to my last cast, I then most humbly pray When in the Lord's great landing net, And peacefully asleep, That in his mercy, I be judged Big enough to keep.

The worst thing about retirement is that you have to drink your coffee on your own time.

"When God made this earth, he covered it with three times as much water as land. Therefore, it is obviously His will that I spend three days fishing for every one day plowing."

If It flies it dies

I should've been here yesterday? I was!, And I didn't catch anything then either!!!

Keep the faith and keep fishing. It has to get better soon.

I turned over a nice one right over there just last week

Dammit, I really need to start using dynamite

There's a big one right up here in that little inlet

My girl always tell's me i fish too much .I tell her even in my dreams

there is nothing...absolute nothing...half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats

As the sun sets she'll wonder where I am , one thing she knows for sure is that there's water close by. only my boat, my waders, or the ice are between me and my passion. thank you lord for the fish that keep me sane.

I'm tellin' you That science has proven That heartaches are healed by the sea

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of that which is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope

"To fish, or not to fish? That's a dumb question."

"I spent most of my money on fishing. The rest I wasted."

"There is no limit to how many times you can go fishing."

"Life is like a game, but fishing is serious."

"Well stocked rivers, lakes and streams -- these are a fisherman's favorite dreams."

"Wishin' I was fishin'."

"Gone striper fishing, be back some day."

"Give a man a fish; he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you will find bait in the fridge."

"Those who die with the most days fishing, wins"

"Keep Um Floppin"

Got to spend your time on the sand.

You might just put away your pole and stare for a while

peace and monster fish

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.

"A man who is not afraid of the sea will soon be drowned, for he will be going out on a day he shouldn't. But we do be afraid of the sea, and we only do be drowned now and again" -

Seas the Day

There are two things in life you should never be late for, Number one is Church and Number two is fishing

Boat Ho in the Know

Fishing is not just a sport, its a way of life

Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."

If it don't feel right...SET THE HOOK

Look, do you want to do it your way or do you want to catch fish?...

work if you have to...Fish cause you love to

'Wide river she opens her mouth to the sea. Singing; Dear, dear ocean now, here is a kiss from me

The sportsman lives his life vicariously. For he secretly yearns to have lived before, in a simpler time. A time when his love for the land, water, fish and wildlife would be more than just part of his life... It would be his state of mind.

you say I`m a compulsive fishing freak like it's a bad thing

The moments are wonderful, they’re part of Eternity

Who Is Ready To Rip Some Lips Here !!!

Some need to float, some need to sink slowly, some need to get down right now!

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will go fishing

"I fish because I love to, not because I regard fishing as so terribly important but because I suspect that so many of the other concerns of man are equally unimportant; and not nearly so much fun."

"On this Boat You fish your side and I`ll fish mine after the first bite who knows"

"I don't know much but I know there's fish in this here lake - where they are is another issue."

catch 'em. clean 'em, cook 'em and eat 'em

If ya aint fishin ,ya aint livin

Set the hook, and cross their eyes!

Fishing is just a collection of lies surrounded by old, smelly clothes....

If fishing was easy it wouldn't be as interesting.

"Fish are like Bourbon, all are good, some are just better than others."

always catch and release them for another day. and bring the camera! (unless your wife cleans fish)

Born to Fish. Forced to Work

"The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span those hours spent in fishing"

You know you gotta keeper when she says Fish On!

A Bad day of fishing is way better than a good day at work!

An old man in his final breaths called in his family and said "I must apologize to you all. I suppose I haven't been the perfect father and husband. I shamefully admit that I spent as much of my life as I could in the woods and on the streams. I was rarely at home during the fishing seasons and I'll admit that I spent too much time at the fly shop, and too much money on rods and lines and reels." He paused here to rest for a minute, then continued. "I've been a terrible father and I hope you all forgive me." Then he paused again and looked around. Then he closed his eyes and smiled and said in a half whisper to himself, "and on the other hand....I have caught a helluva lot of trout."

Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley.

If you think it's a fish, it's not !!

Tight lines, warm breezes, good friends, plenty of bait. It doesn't get any better.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish!

Fly-fishing is the most fun you can have standing up.

Don’t stand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net..

"Life is too short to eat frozen fish."

To him, all good things -- trout as well as eternal salvation-- come by grace and grace comes by art and art does not come easy.

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.

If there are fish to catch. I'll be there to my end.

Women want me, fish fear me!

It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming.

Have rod, will travel

An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home.

An ounce of gold cannot buy an ounce of time..

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

It was this big!!!

If my sole purpose in fishing was to simply capture fish, I would have given it up a long time ago.


"Angling may be said to be so like the mathematics that it can never be fully learnt"

"that aint bottom! you got a fish!!"

I've come here to chew bubble gum and slay bass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Fishing is my mistress...

religious freedom is the right of each individual to attend the church of his choice, or go fishing

Shouldn't I be working?

I've come here to chew bubble gum and slay bass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Dance with the one which brung ya.

A person is lucky if they are blessed with one great bird dog in their lifetime, now lets go fishing.

Coming thru the door is a snubnose 44

fishing is like life.. you learn as you go.and I can't stop learning

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut.

I met a girl who loves to fish, so I married her!

"If I'd had known it would rain this much, I would have brung my boat. Oh ****, I did! Get the bail bucket!"

I fish, therefore I am.

Fishing is a... discipline in the equality of men - for all men are equal before fish.

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught

I fish because I love to; because I love the environs where trout are found, which are invariably beautiful, and hate the environs where crowds of people are found, which are invariably ugly; because of all the television commercials, cocktail parties, and assorted social posturing I thus escape; because, in a world where most men seem to spend their lives doing things they hate, my fishing is at once an endless source of delight and an act of small rebellion; because trout do not lie or cheat and cannot be bought or bribed or impressed by power, but respond only to quietude and humility and endless patience; because I suspect that men are going along this way for the last time, and I for one don't want to waste the trip; because mercifully there are no telephones on trout waters; because only in the woods can I find solitude without loneliness; because bourbon out of an old tin cup always tastes better out there; because maybe one day I will catch a mermaid; and, finally, not because I regard fishing as being so terribly important but because I suspect that so many of the other concerns of men are equally unimportant - and not nearly so much fun.

If theres no fishing in Heaven i'm not Going....

Go big or go home!

There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish.

Just Juke It

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.

Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years.

Bite on my line.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

Let's go fishing!!

Reading about baseball is a lot more interesting than reading about chess, but you have to wonder: Don't any of these guys ever go fishing?

I do not think, therefore I am not.

Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water."

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.

My arm wasn't long enough to make my fish look like yours I guess


Flyfishing is like sex, everyone thinks there is more than there is, and that everyone is getting more than their share.

Reading about baseball is a lot more interesting than reading about chess, but you have to wonder: Don't any of these guys ever go fishing?

If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business.

Jighead feel free to go away as much as you want. I’d be more than happy to fill in for you at this little gem of a lake

Wishing I could've caught more. Tight lines

"Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm."

Keep the rubber side down and ride like you stole it.

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.

Ann, Ann! Come! quick as you can! There's a fish that talks In the frying-pan.

The great fishpond (the sea).

A sly old fish, too cunning for the hook.

The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't.

Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God.